GEORGESo, Elaine, are you going to sleep with me or what?!
ELAINE(Aggravated) George, I just got off a twenty-three hour plane ride. I'm too tired to even vomit at the thought.
GEORGE(Angered) Fine. I'll ask you again when you're rested.
JERRY(Sarcastic) Oh, I'm sure she'll come around.
GEORGEYeah, I hope so. For your sake!
JERRY(To George) I said I was sorry.
GEORGEYou can stuff you sorries in a sack, mister!
JERRY(Nauseated at the saying) Would you please stop saying that?!
KRAMER(Confused) What is up with you two?
GEORGEI don't want to talk about it.
KRAMER(To Jerry) So how was the big trip?
JERRYI don't want to talk about it!
KRAMER(Observing Elaine's bandaged nose) Well, what happened to your nose?
ELAINEI don't want to talk ab-ow!-t it! (She winces under the pain from her nose on the word 'about')
KRAMERWell, you gotta give me something! Come on, how was the wedding? Was the bride radiant?
ELAINEShe.. was.
JERRY'Till she found out Elaine slept with the groom.
KRAMER(Interested) Ooohh... That sounds juicy. Listen, I gotta go to the bathroom, but I want to hear all about it. (Gets up and heads for the bathroom)
GEORGE(While skimming a Monk's menu) You know, I didn't go to the bathroom the entire time we were in India.
JERRYI can't believe we went all the way to India for a wedding!
[SettingIndia]
Notice"INDIA - ONE DAY EARLIER"
SUE ELLENThat's it! The wedding's off.
PINTERWhat? But, Sue Ellen-
SUE ELLEN(Cutting him off. To Elaine) Elaine, you were my maid of honor and you slept with MY Pinter?!
ELAINENo, no, no! It was years ago - before you met him. And, and I - I got to tell you.. it was very mechanical.
SUE ELLENI have never been so humiliated!
ELAINE(To Jerry and George) Idiots! This is all your fault!
GEORGE(While pointing at Jerry) Not me! Him! His fault! He betrayed me!
JERRY(Pleading) George, I'm sorry.
GEORGEOh you can stuff your sorries in a sack, Mister!
JERRY(Confused) I don't know what that means.
GEORGE(To his girlfriend) Nina, you have to decide right now. Jerry or me?
NINA(Casually) Alright.. Neither.
GEORGEWhat?! Well, what are you doing here?
NINAA free trip to India. And by the way, you can take off those boots. Everyone knows you're five' six.
GEORGEFive' eight! Five' seven!
ELAINE(To Sue Ellen) See? See the way they are?! We're - we're still best friends, right?
SUE ELLENNo. (Grabbing at the stud in Elaine's nose) And take that stupid thing out of your nose!
JERRYThat's got to hurt, I don't care where you're from!
GEORGE(Whispering to Jerry) What time is our flight back? I got to go to the bathroom.
[SettingA building in India - the wedding ceremony is about to start]
Notice"FIFTEEN MINUTES EARLIER"
ELAINE(Whispering to Jerry) Hey.
JERRYHey.
ELAINEWhat happened last night?
JERRYOh, you were pretty loaded.
ELAINE(Gesturing to her nose stud) I know. I woke up with this.
JERRYOh. Hello, Tetanus.
NINAGeorge, I've used the bathroom. It's fine.
GEORGE(Struggling) No, no, no, no. I can walk it off. It's a hundred and twenty degrees in here.. I'll sweat it out.
ELAINE(Seeing George, she walks over to greet him) Hey. (Looking at his shoes) Are those Timberlands ... painted black?
GEORGE(Looking at her nose) Is your nose pierced?
ELAINE(Embarrassed) I should.. (Walks toward the bride and groom)
GEORGEYeah. (Points to two open seats in front of Jerry's. To Nina) Sit down there. (Sees Jerry in the crowd) Hello, Jerry. (Obviously angered at Jerry) I believe you know Nina.
JERRY(As George sits down) George, we need to talk.
GEORGE(Trying to keep his voice down) I think you've done a lot more than talk! You betrayed me!
JERRYAlright, I admit it. I slept with Nina, but that's all.
GEORGE(Outraged) "That's all"?! That's everything! I don't know what all the rest of it is for anyway!
JERRY(Pleading) I'm really sorry.
GEORGEYou can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
JERRY(Confused) Where'd you get that one?
GEORGEIt's an expression.
ELAINE(From the front of the room, she can hear George and Jerry's heated discussion) Hey! Shhhhh! (Crosses herself, then shakes her head - apologizing)
GEORGE(Trying to whisper to Jerry) Look, we are gonna settle this right now! I demand reparations! I should get to sleep with Elaine. That's the only way to punish you!
JERRYThat doesn't punish me. It punishes Elaine! And cruelly, I might add.
GEORGE(Losing it) Funny guy!
ELAINEHey! Monkeys! Knock it off. My best friend is trying to get married up here!
GEORGEElaine, you have to sleep with me.
ELAINE(Definite) I'm not gonna sleep with you.
GEORGEReparations!
ELAINEWould you grow up, George?! What is the difference? Nina slept with him (Points to Jerry), he slept with me, I slept with Pinter. Nobody cares! It's all ancient history.
GEORGE(Loud, so everyone at the wedding can hear) You slept with the groom?!
[SettingNew York street]
Notice
KRAMEROh, thank you, FDR! All right, now were even.
FDRI-I-I stuck a rock in there too.
FDRAll right.
[SettingThe Coffee shop]
Notice"ONE HOUR EARLIER"
KRAMERAlright, FDR. This wish is for all the marbles. You win, you get your wish - I drop dead. I win, I don't drop dead, and I get one-hundred percent anti-drop-dead protection -- Forever.
FDRAlright.
KRAMEROh, man! All right, come on. There's got to be something that'll change your mind, FDR. Something.." (FDR lifts up a cooler, and puts it on the table) What, you want my kidney? (FDR is smiling wickedly as he pulls a snowball out of the cooler) Mama!..
[SettingJerry's room in India]
Notice"THE NIGHT BEFORE, BACK IN INDIA"
ELAINEGeorge knows that you slept with Nina. That's why he was acting so weird.
JERRYHow did he find out?
ELAINEHe schnapped me.
JERRYYou know you're not supposed to drink while you're keeping a secret! (Elaine laughs) Is there anything else?
ELAINEI can't tell you.
JERRY(Handing her a small bottle) Here, drink this.
ELAINEOkay. (Takes a drink and wave Jerry to lean in) I slept with the groom.
JERRYPinter?
ELAINEHe used to be called Peter.
JERRY(Making nothing of it) So? Who cares about that?
ELAINESue Ellen! If she knew, she'd call off the whole wedding.
JERRYOh, nobody's calling off any weddings. Alright, it's time to go. Come on.. Up.
ELAINEDo you know what 'Jerry' is in Indian?
JERRY(Carrying her out, piggy-back style) No, what?
ELAINE(Between laughs) Jugdish.
JERRYYes, Jugdish.
ELAINEHey, what if I got my, nose pierced? That would be pretty freaky.. Oooohhhhaaa! (sliding off Jerry onto the hallway floor)
JERRY(Trying to get rid of her) Yes, I think it's a fine idea. Well, good night.
ELAINEG'night, Jugdish. (Laughs)
[SettingJerry's room, India]
Notice"ONE HOUR EARLIER"
JERRYBless you.
ELAINEThank you...aah, hm mm.
[SettingJerry's room, India]
Notice"THREE SECONDS EARLIER"
[SettingNew York park]
Notice"TWO HOURS EARLIER, NEW YORK"
KRAMERah, Hello FDR. Yeah, Ill have a hot one, (pulls out some cash and slaps down a bill on the stand) everything on it.
FDRThese thingsll kill ya... but so what...(squirts mustard on the hot dog)Youre already gonna drop dead (grins)
KRAMERWell, guess what, FDR? I made a wish on a shooting star last night, and I wished, against your wish.
FDRThat's funny. As it happens, I saw the same shooting star and double-wished you, to drop dead. (clicks out some coins from his changer and hands them to Kramer) Here's your change.
KRAMERAlright, I'm triple-wishing! Yep!
FDR(Throwing four coins into the fountain) Then I'm quadruple-wishing!
KRAMERAlright.. How do you like this? (Pulls out one of his eyebrows) Ya!
FDRI like it a lot. (Pulls out one of his eyebrows) Ow! (Blows it away)
KRAMER(Tears out another eyelash) Ah! (Blows it away)
FDR(Doing the same) Oh! (Blows it away)
[SettingIndian Airport]
Notice"THREE HOURS EARLIER - INDIA"
ELAINEOh, God, it's so hot! (Sniffing) What is that smell?
JERRY(Joking around) I think it's the stench of death.
NINAGeorge, you've been wearing those boots since I met you. You're not gonna wear them to the wedding, are you?
GEORGENo (snorts - Laughing nervously)... I'm gonna wear black shoes.
ELAINE(Sees her enemy, Sue Ellen, at the airport) Oh boy. There's Sue Ellen. She didn't want me at this wedding, but here I am with a bunch of my idiot friends!
JERRY(Giddy) This is gonna be great!
SUE ELLEN(Walking up to the group) Elaine? Oh! Oh, I am so happy to see you!
ELAINE(Confused by her reaction) You are?
SUE ELLENWell, of course! No one else was even willing to come to India. I mean, not even Pinter's parents - and they're Indian.
ELAINECome on, Sue Ellen. You don't wear a bra, you're tall... we hate each other!
SUE ELLENElaine, I know. I know we've had our problems, but.. I want you to be my maid of honor - and my best friend.
ELAINE(Toying with the idea) Huh.. alright. I guess.
SUE ELLENUh, this is my fianc, Pinter. (To Pinter) Say hello.
PINTER(Walking up to them) Hello.
ELAINE(Recognizing him) Peter?
SUE ELLENUh, no. It's Pinter. Does anyone want to use the bathroom?
GEORGE(Leading Nina out the airport) Oh, no. No. We're good. Let's get goin'. Alright. (Almost bumps into Jerry) Watch it, funny man. (Leaves)
JERRYElaine, have you noticed George was acting strange the whole flight?
ELAINE(Acting equally strange) No. What? Like what? What? Strange.. No. I..
JERRY(Pulls a small bottle out of his pocket) Uh-huh. Hey, look what they had on the plane. Schnapps.
ELAINEOoohh.
[SettingJerry/Kramer's apartment building]
Notice"THE NIGHT BEFORE, NEW YORK"
KRAMERCome on.. Come on. Yes! (Sees a falling star) There's one! (Yelling out) I wish I don't drop dead!!
MAN(Off-screen) Hey, shut up up there!
KRAMERYou shut up!
MANAw, drop dead!
[SettingAirplane]
Notice"FIVE HOURS EARLIER - SOMEWHERE BETWEEN NEW YORK & INDIA"
GEORGEHello, friend. Enjoying the flight?
JERRYCoach to India - The only way to go.
GEORGE(Heavily sarcastic. He's angered at Jerry) Good one. Very funny. You're very funny, Jerry. That's what I always tell people. (Yelling out) Jerry Seinfeld's a funny guy!
JERRYYou all right?
GEORGEOf course I'm all right. I'm here with my girl, Nina. And what better way to pass the time than gabbing with my best friend -- with whom there are no secrets. (Flashes two intertwined fingers) Like this. Since the fourth grade.
JERRY(Joking around) Hey, didn't I beat you up in the fourth grade?
GEORGE(Yelling out to the whole coach) Funny guy! (Points to Jerry) Right here!
NINABy the way, you never said anything to George about Jerry and me, did ya?
ELAINEOh please.. It's in the vault.
GEORGEHo, ha, ho! Jerry Seinfeld's a funny guy!
[SettingThe airplane]
Notice"ONE HOUR EARLIER"
ELAINEHey, what time is it? (she looks up and asks as Jerry walks in the aisle)
JERRYYou just asked me two minutes ago.
[SettingThe airplane]
Notice"TWO MINUTES AGO"
ELAINEHey, what time is it?
JERRYAh, Im not wearing a watch.
ELAINEOh (quietly). Is this tooth chipped? (pointing to a tooth)
JERRYYeah. Howd ya do that?
ELAINEI have no idea.
[SettingThe Coffee shop]
Notice"ONE DAY EARLIER"
ELAINEWatch this. (Puts the bottle of Schnapps in her mouth, flips her head up, drinking it, then puts it back down with her teeth. She is effected by that last drink) Oh.. God..
GEORGESo, Jerry and Nina, huh?
ELAINEOh, Mm mm.. (Scoots up close to George) I'm not gonna tell you, any - more - things. (points at George)
GEORGEYou already told me everything.
ELAINEOkey-dokey.
[SettingNewman's apartment]
Notice"THIRTY MINUTES EARLIER"
KRAMERI mean, we had a deal, Newman. And you were supposed to give my your birthday wish. And now you've wasted it!
NEWMAN(With a gorgeous woman sitting on his lap) Did I?
WOMANNewman, I'm bored.
NEWMANAww..
KRAMERDoes your girlfriend have to be here?
NEWMAN(Suggesting Jerry) Does yours?
JERRY(Giving Newman a sour look) I'm just hanging out in this hell-hole because of George.
KRAMERAlright, come on, Newman. Now you gotta help me! What am I gonna do about FDR?
WOMANWhy don't you just make another wish?
KRAMERAnd how am I gonna do that, Toots?
WOMANWhat about a shooting star?
KRAMER(Interested) That's perfect.
NEWMAN(Kissing the woman) Beauty .. and brains. (they nuzzle noses)
JERRY(Disgusted. To the woman) Oh, come on. You know he's a postman, don't ya?
[SettingJerry's apartment]
Notice"FIFTEEN MINUTES EARLIER"
ELAINEHeres your plane ticket.
JERRYWhat are you talking about.
ELAINESue Ellen sends me an invitation, one week before her wedding in India. Tst, Ill show her...
JERRYBy flying half way around the world?
ELAINESpite Never sleeps (doing a little dance as she says it
JERRYEspecially when you got a layover in Sarajevo. (Bosnia Herzegovina)
GEORGEHey.
ELAINE(Handing George a ticket) Here. You're going to India with us tomorrow.
GEORGEFor how long?
ELAINEThree days.
GEORGEGreat. Jerry, I gotta tell you, I had the BEST TIME with that Nina last night. I - I think I'm in love with her already. You are a great friend. (Hugs Jerry) A great, great friend.
JERRY(Trying to change the subject away from Nina) Hey - Hey Kramer, what are you doing? You want to borrow something? You want to eat something? Come on in!
KRAMER(Shrugging Jerry off) Nah.
ELAINEYou want to go to India?
KRAMERI can't. (Complaining) I'm gonna drop dead.
GEORGEGreat! (snaps fingers and grabs the extra plane ticket) Nina could go, huh? Jerry, this is great. You and Elaine. Me and Nina.
JERRYH-Hey, Kramer, wait up. I'll go with you.
KRAMERI'm goin' to Newman's!
JERRYGreat, I love Newman! (Eagerly following Kramer)
GEORGE(Asking Elaine) Jerry seem a little weird when I mentioned Nina?
ELAINENina? Nina? No. Psshhh.. Not weird. No. Nina.
GEORGEWhy do you keep saying Nina?
ELAINEI don't know. Nina. Nina! (Feeling she's said to much, she goes to leave) I'm gonna go grab a bite.
GEORGEUhh.. I'll- I'll meet you down there.
[SettingNYC Street]
Notice"THIRTY MINUTES EARLIER"
KRAMER(Knocking on a port-a-potty door) Come on, Lomez! We're gonna be late for the movie.
NEWMAN(To his new girlfriend) You see, my dear, all certified mail is registered, but registered mail is not necessarily certified.
WOMANI could listen to you talk about mail all day.
KRAMERAnything you wish. I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes They're meaningless! (Laughs evilly, driving away)
KRAMERWish?! Newman!
KRAMERLomez, Im Leavin
[SettingNewman's apartment]
Notice"ONE DAY EARLIER"
ALL(Singing to Newman) ..And you smell like one, too. (laughing and clapping)
POSTMANMake a wish, Newman! We've gotta get back to work in three hours!
KRAMERNewman, wait!
NEWMAN(Stands up and Sputtering loudly) Kramer! I'm with people.
KRAMERYeah, yeah. And thanks for inviting me!
NEWMANI did invite you. Your invitation must've gotten ... lost in the mail.
KRAMERWell, Newman, I need your wish to protect me from FDR.
NEWMANCan't do it. I'm on an unbelievable birthday-wish hot streak! My last five birthday wishes came true.
KRAMERCome on! Look, I'll give you my next birthday wish, huh?
NEWMAN(Negotiating) Your next, fifty wishes.
KRAMERForty-eight.
NEWMANFourty-nine.
KRAMERDone!
NEWMAN AND KRAMER(Together) Sucker..
NEWMANAlright, alright, back, savages. Back! I haven't made my wish yet..
[SettingJerry's apartment]
Notice"ONE DAY EARLIER"
ELAINEWell, Ahh, this Mischke mish-mash is just gettin' worse.
JERRYUh-huh.
ELAINEI talked with the groom's parents..
JERRYMm-hmm. Mm-hmm..
ELAINE... And it's so obvious that they don't want..
JERRYUh-huh..
ELAINE... me to go.
JERRYSure.
ELAINESo, the only reason ...
JERRYUh-huh.
ELAINE... she sent me an invitation was that so I'd send her a gift.
JERRYUh-huh.
NINA(From Jerry's room) Jerry?
JERRY(To Elaine) Uh, well, you know, a coffee grinder is nice. Or a coffee maker. Everyone likes coffee. Anything to do with coffee. Maybe you should go get some coffee.
NINAOh. Hi.
ELAINEHi.
NINA(Getting ready to leave) Oh, I should... um...
JERRYSure.
NINAYeah.
ELAINEBye-bye.
NINABye. (Leaves)
ELAINE(Gesturing back to the bedroom) Who else ya got back there?
JERRYLook, there was an awkward moment in the conversation. It never happened before.
ELAINEYou slept with Nina? What are you gonna tell George?
JERRYNothing. And neither will you. George can never know about this.. It'll crush him.
ELAINEUh. Alright, alright. I'll put it in the vault.
JERRYNo good. Too many people know the combination.
ELAINE(Confused) What combination?
ELAINEDon't be ridiculous.
JERRYOh my god. This drawer is filled with Fruit Loops!
ELAINESo what?
JERRYAnd milk.
Notice"THIRTY MINUTES EARLIER"
KRAMEROh, geez..
JERRY(From outside the apartment) Hello?
[SettingPinter's parent's house - Elaine visiting]
Notice"ONE HOUR EARLIER"
ELAINEHi. Mr. and Mrs. Ranawat?
ZUBINPlease, call us Usha and Zubin.
ELAINEOh. Well, Usha.
ZUBINI'm Zubin.
ELAINE(Shrugging it off) Anyway, your son is marrying my friend, Sue Ellen Mischke.
USHAYou're not going to the wedding, are you?
ELAINEWell ...
USHADon't go. India is a dreadful, dreadful place.
ZUBINYou know, it's the only country that still has the plague? (laughing as he says the line) I mean, the plague! Please!
USHAHere's the registry. Send her a gift, and be glad you did not have to go.
ELAINE(Soaking it in) Right. Don't go. Send a gift. I think I understand.
ZUBINIf I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.
ELAINE(Leaving) That's fantastic.
ZUBINAnd I'm not so crazy about Manhattan, either.
[SettingJerry's apartment]
Notice"THIRTY MINUTES EARLIER"
NINAOh, you were going to tell me all about George.
JERRYAh, just remember when you see him tomorrow night to tell him that the waiter liked him.
NINAReally?
JERRYBelieve me. You know, I forgot how much fun it is hanging out with you.
NINAI know. You know, we never had a bad conversation.
JERRYI know. No awkward pauses. Probably the reason we never fooled around..
NINAHeh.. yeah.
JERRYProbably the reason..
[SettingFDR's apartment building]
Notice"ONE DAY EARLIER"
FDRAre - are you dense? I said I wanted you to drop dead. Now.. drop dead! (Slams the door in Kramer's face *Note FDRs Apt. #548*)
KRAMER(Walking away) I knew it.. Stupid Jerry..
Notice"TEN MINUTES EARLIER"
JERRYKramer, I know what I'm talking about. There's no way FDR wants you to drop dead.
KRAMERBut you haven't seen..
JERRYJust go back and ask him again. (Slams the door on Kramer)
KRAMERYeah.. (Heads for FDR's)
Notice"TEN MINUTES EARLIER"
FDRThat's right. My birthday wish was that you drop dead.
KRAMERWell, why?
FDR(Sinister) I have my reasons.
KRAMERWoah, wait, wait, wait. If you make a birthday wish out loud, it doesn't come true.
FDRThat's just a silly superstition. (Slams his door on Kramer)
Notice"TEN MINUTES EARLIER"
KRAMERHey, FDR wants me to drop dead.
GEORGEFDR?
KRAMER(To George) Yeah, Franklin Delano Romanowski. (Resumes telling the story) I go to his birthday part, and just before he blew out his candles, he gives me this look..
GEORGE(Guessing the look) Stink eye?
JERRY(Also guessing) Crook eye?
KRAMEREVIL, eye.
JERRYWell, everybody's a little cranky on their birthday.
GEORGEOh, it's a bad day. Uh, you got everyone in your house, you're thinkin', "These are my friends?!"
JERRYEveryday is my birthday. (Sarcastically joking off what George said)
KRAMERYeah, well, I can't have this hanging over my head. It's bad mojo.
ELAINEHi.
ELAINEYou're not gonna believe what I got in the mail. Invitation to Sue Ellen Mischke's wedding.
JERRY(Joking about the bra-less wonder) Well, at least the wedding gown will give her some support.
ELAINENot the point. The wedding is in one week. I got this (Holds up invitation) today.
JERRYSo you think it's a non-vite?
ELAINEIt's an un-vitation! (Notices George is a few inches higher) Hey, are you gettin' taller?
GEORGETimberlands. (Showing Elaine his boots)
ELAINEAh. (Looking at the invitation) Hey, look at this. 'Pinter Ranawat'.. I wonder if he's related to that guy I dated, Peter Ranawat..
JERRYAh, it's probably like Smith over there.
GEORGEJerry, would you make the call already?
ELAINEWhat call?
JERRYHe wants me to set him up with this girl, Nina Stengal.
ELAINE(Remembers Jerry's talking about her) Oh, the great conversation girl. (Somewhat bitter toward Jerry) The one you think can replace me?
JERRYI was kidding when I said that!
GEORGE(To Elaine) Told me the same thing.
JERRY(On the phone) Nina, Hi. It's Jerry.
GEORGEYou-you sure you never slept with her? (Jerry shakes his head 'no') Perfect.
JERRY(To Nina) Hey, how 'bout my friend, George? Quite a guy, huh?
GEORGE(Rubbing his stomach) Ooh.. Something's not sitting right..
[SettingThe Coffee shop]
Notice"ONE HOUR EARLIER"
GEORGEI'll have the Clams Casino.
JERRYGet outta here.
GEORGE(Showing Jerry the menu) "Chef recommends"
JERRYHmm..
GEORGE(Motioning toward waitress) I think she likes me.
JERRYSure.
GEORGESo, how come nothing ever happened between you and Nina? (Getting paranoid) Is there a problem with her? Is she a man?
JERRYAre you?
GEORGEWell, what's the reason?
JERRYWe were too compatible Our conversations were so engrossing.
GEORGEHow engrossing?
JERRYIf we ever had a problem with Elaine, we could bring in Nina and not lose a step.
GEORGEWow! Heh. (Half kidding) You don't, huh, have a replacement lined up for me, do ya? heh he he he he he...
JERRYAnyway, like I was saying, I couldn't make the transition from conversation to sex. There were no awkward pauses... I need an awkward pause.
GEORGEI'm all for awkward pauses. Fix me up with her.. Wait a minute, Nina just saw me in my Timberlands! Now I have to wear them every time I see her.
JERRYWhy?
GEORGEIn any other shoe, I lose two inches. I - I can't have a drop down. We were eye to eye, I can't go eye to chin!
JERRYSo, you're gonna wear 'em no matter what the situation?
GEORGEIn every situation. No matter how silly I look. (Tastes his Clams Casino) Hm.. tastes a little funky.
JERRYOh, I'm sure it's fine.
[SettingFDR's apartment]
Notice"THIRTY MINUTES EARLIER"
ALL..to you!
MANCome on, make a wish! Make a wish!
KRAMERYeah!
ALLHeyyy, yeahhhh (Clapping).
[SettingNYC Street]
Notice"TEN MINUTES EARLIER"
GEORGEAh, this is the kind of day that almost makes you feel good to be alive.
JERRYAlmost. (Notices his shoes) Hey, new Timberlands?
GEORGEYeah, and a whole new me. I'm up two inches in these babies!
JERRYReally?
GEORGEFive' eight. Five' seven.
NINAJerry?
JERRYNina?
NINAHi.
JERRYIt's been years!
NINAYeah!
JERRY(Introducing the two) George, this is Nina.
GEORGENice to meet you.
NINANice to meet you, too.
[SettingElaine's apartment building]
Notice"THREE HOURS EARLIER"
ELAINE(Reading an invitation) India? Tst, Yeah, right. (Sarcastic) I'm goin' to India..
[SettingThe Coffee shop]
Notice"TWO YEARS EARLIER"
NINAAnd they call it the World Wide Web. You can e-mail anyone!
JERRY(Mesmerized) What are you, a scientist?!
NINAAh, I gotta go. (Gets up to leave)
JERRYAh.
NINAIt's great talkin'
JERRYGreat talkin' to you. (Nina leaves. To himself) What the hell is e-mail?
GEORGEHow as the date?
JERRYPretty good. I think she might be the one.
SUSANNo.
GEORGEWhooo.. (To a waitress taking orders) Ooh.. French fries.
SUSANAh, George.
GEORGE(clearing his throat, he changes his order for Susan) Baked, uh, potato.
SUSANUh-huh.
GEORGESorry.
SUSANYeah, you stuff your sorries in a sack, mister.
KRAMERHey, hey. Yeah, check it out. It's packin' tight! (Puts the snowball on the table, then drips water from Jerry's cup onto it)
JERRYWhat are you bringing snowballs in here for?
KRAMEROh, I need some water. Ice it up nice and hard ... and when you throw it - Pop! Oh look, (FDR is at the cash register, pays and leaves Monks) there's my friend, FDR. I'm gonna nail him in the back of the head. It's gonna be great! (Rushes out of Monks to peg his friend with the snowball)
JERRYHi, Elaine.
GEORGEHey!
ELAINE(Turning around and leaving with Pinter) Hey, let's go someplace else, Okay, Peter?
[SettingJerry's new apartment]
Notice"ELEVEN YEARS EARLIER"
KRAMEROh, hey, how you doing?
JERRYOh, hi. I-I'm Jerry Seinfeld. I'm movin' in. I saw your name on the buzzer - You must be Kessler.
KRAMERUh, no. Actually, it's Kramer.
JERRYOh.
KRAMERUh, you need any help, or..?
JERRYNo, thanks. But I ordered a pizza. You want some of it?
KRAMERAh, no, no, no. I-I couldn't impose.
JERRYWhy not? We're neighbors. What's mine is yours. (And with that, Jerry made the most fatal mistake of his life)
KRAMER(quietly) Ohh (Eyeing Jerry's empty apartment) Really?
The definition of Sari or Saree is
Sari / SareeA long piece of cotton or silk cloth, constituting the principal garment of Hindu women, worn round the waist, one end falling to the feet, and the other crossed over the bosom and shoulder, and sometimes over the head.