MRS. SOKOLJust sign here please.
GEORGEI know who it was too. It was the guy who interviewed me. He was very threatened by me. Why else wouldn't he hire me? I could sell latex like that (snaps fingers).
MRS. SOKOLSign that.
GEORGEWho is this? (sees photo)
MRS. SOKOLIt's my daughta'
GEORGETHIS is your daughter? My God! My God! I I hope you don't mind my saying. She is breathtaking.
MRS. SOKOLYa' think so?
GEORGEAh, would you take this picture away from me. Take it away and get it outta here. Let me just sign this and go.
MRS. SOKOLYou know she doesn't even have a boyfriend.
GEORGEOkay, Okay. Who do you think you're talking to? What are ya' you trying to make a joke, because it's not funny. I can tell you that.
MRS. SOKOLI'm serious.
GEORGEIt's one think to not give me the extension But to tease and to torture me like this. There's no call for that.
MRS. SOKOLWould you like her phone numba'?
MRS. SOKOLMrs. Sokol I, I don't know what to say. I, uh, where should I sign this thing?
MRS. SOKOLNo no no, Don't worry about it.
ELAINESo tell me more about this game SIX.
KEITHWell, there was two outs, bottom of the tenth, we're one out away from losing the series.
ELAINEooooh ahhh
KRAMER(to baby) Koochie koochie koochie koo
JERRY(to baby) Hello. How are you/
CAROLSo, wadda ya' think? Do you love her?
JERRYYes. I do love her. (to baby) You have a very nice place here.
CAROLSo how do you think she looks like?
KRAMERLyndon Johnson.
CAROLWhat? Lyndon Johnson?
JERRYHe's joking.
KRAMERI'm not joking. She looks like Lyndon Johnson.
CAROLJerry, I can't believe it took you so long to come see the baby. I kept saying to Michael, "When is Jerry going to see the baby?"
JERRYI was saying the same thing.
CAROLLet's take a picture. Michael, get the camera.
JERRYUh, you don't have to take a picture.
MIKEI don't know where it is.
CAROLIt's in the bottom draw' of are dressa'. Hurry up! He's such an idiot.
JERRYJerry, You want to pick her up?
JERRYI better not.
KRAMERI'll pick her up.
CARRIEThank you for a wonderful time George.
GEORGEGlad you enjoyed it.
CARRIEI haven't had a Big Mac in a long time.
GEORGEmillions and millions
CARRIEWould you like to come up?
GEORGE[pause] Would I like to come up? I would love to come up. I, I'm fighting not to. Fighting! Unfortunately I uh have to get an early start tomorrow. Gotta' get up and hit that pavement
CARRIEBut it's Saturday. all the offices are closed.
GEORGEI got me an appointment with a hardware store. I'm not saying I want to do it for the rest of my life, but, uh, hardware fascinates me. Don't you love to make a key?
CARRIEWill you call me as soon as you get home?
GEORGE[pause] Tonight?
CARRIEYes.
GEORGEWill I call you when I get home? ha ha What do you think? ee, you kill me kill me
CARRIEWell. good night.[puckers up]
KRAMERWell it was an accident. Right Jerry it was an accident. Ah, she's going to be all right. .. baby, baby, ah, baby.
ELAINEWell, thanks for a nice evening. It was really fun.
KEITHYeah, it was. [mind] Gosh, should I kiss her good night?
ELAINE[mind] Is he going to try to kiss me?
ELAINEI love Cajun cooking.
KEITHReally, you know my mom's one quarter Cajun.
ELAINEUh, my father's half drunk. ha ha ha ha
KEITHMaybe they should get together. [mind] Go ahead. Kiss her. I'm a baseball player dammit.
ELAINE[mind] What's he waiting for? I thought he was a cool guy.
KEITH[mind] Come on I won the MVP in 79. I can do whatever I want to.
ELAINE[mind] This is getting awkward.
KEITHWell, goodnight
ELAINEGood night
ELAINE[mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH[mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
ELAINEUh, who else? Mookie. Mookie was there. Do you know him?
JERRYI don't know him. I know who he is.
ELAINEHum, he's such a great guy. You should meet him. You know he's the one who got that hit
JERRYI know. He got the hit in game SIX. So, so then what happened?
ELAINENuthin'. Then he took me home.
JERRYSo, did you two, uh, have uh,
ELAINEWhat?!
JERRYYou know
ELAINEMilk?
JERRYNo!
ELAINECookies?
JERRYDid he kiss you good night?
ELAINEI dunno.
JERRYWhat do you mean you don't know?
ELAINEAll right. He kissed me. Okay?
JERRYWell, what kind of a kiss? Was it a peck? Was it a kiss? Was it a long make out thing?
ELAINEBetween a peck and a make out.
JERRYSo, you like him.
ELAINEI don't understand. Before you were jealous of me. Now you're jealous of him?
JERRYAh, I'm jealous of everybody.
JERRYhello. Oh, hi. What's happening? what? oh um, sure, um, yeah, okay, uh. I'll see you then. Yeah, yeah, Bye.
ELAINEWho was that?
JERRYThat was Keith.
ELAINEWhat's going on?
JERRYHe wants me to help him move.
ELAINEHelp him move? Move what?
JERRYYou know, furniture.
ELAINESo, what did you say?
JERRYI said yes, but I don't feel right about it. I mean I hardly know the guy. That's a big step oin a relationship. The biggest. That's like going all the way.
ELAINEAnd you feel you're not really ready for,
JERRYWell we went out one time. Don't you think that's coming on a little too strong?
KRAMERWhat's going on?
JERRYKeith Hernandez just asked me to help him move.
KRAMERWhat? Well, you hardly know the guy. What a nerve. You see wasn't I right about this guy? Didn't I tell you? Now, you're not going to do it are you?
JERRYI said yes.
KRAMERYOU SAID YES!? Don't you have any pride or self respect? I mean, how can you prostitute yourself like this? I mean what are you going to do? You're going to start driving him to the airport?
JERRYI'm NOT DRIVING HIM TO THE AIRPORT! ..
KRAMERyeah yeah
JERRYhey Kramer do me a favour .
KRAMERWhat?
JERRYDon't mention it to anybody.
KRAMERI wish you never mentioned it to ME. [exits]
GEORGEI had a great time tonight Carrie. And I am going to call you as soon as I get home.
CARRIEDon't bottha
GEORGEBother, wa', what kind of bother?
CARRIEI would prefa' it if ya' didn'.
GEORGEWhy? Is there anything wrong?
CARRIEIt's over buddy. Done. Finished. So long. Good bye. Adios. Sayanara.
GEORGEWhy?
CARRIEI bin thinkin about it. You got no job. You got no prospects. You're like Biff Loman.
GEORGEI went to the hardware store interview.
CARRIEYou think I'm going to spend my life with somebody because he can get me a deal on a box of nails?
GEORGEI thought were a team.
CARRIEIf I ever need a drill bit I'll call you. (exits car)
GEORGECarrie, could you do me a favour? Could you not mention this to your mother?
KRAMERYa know I hate to brag but, uh, I did win eleven straight golden gloves.
ELAINE(chuckles)
KRAMERI wouldn't have brought it up but since you mentioned it.
ELAINEHa, I didn't mention it.
KRAMERWell I won them anyway.
ELAINEWell so what. I mean you played first base. I mean they always put the worst player on first base. That's were they put me and I stunk.
KRAMERElaine. you don't know the first thing about first base.
ELAINEha ha well I know something about getting to first base. And I know you'll never be there.
KRAMERThe way I figure it I've already been there and I plan on rounding second tonight at around eleven o'clock.
ELAINEWell, uh, I'd watch the third base coach if I were you 'cause I don't think he's waving you in. You know I hate to say this but I think we're really hitting it off. Get it? Get it?
KRAMERFunny.
ELAINEWhat are you doing?
KRAMERWhat's that?
ELAINEYou smoke?
KRAMERYeah.
ELAINEI didn't know you SMOKED.
KRAMERIs that a problem?
ELAINEUh,
JERRYShe likes him I mean she really likes him.
GEORGEHow do you kn ow?
JERRYWho wouldn't like him? I like him. And I'm a guy.
GEORGEI suppose he's an attractive man, I ,
JERRYForget that. He's a ball player. MVP< 1979. I'm making wise cracks in some night club. This guy was in game six. They're a perfect match. They like go together. They're like one of these brother and sister couples that look alike.
GEORGEHate those couples. I could never bee one of those couples. There are no bald woman around. You know?
JERRYYou know I know this sounds a little arrogant but I never thought she would find anyone she would like better than me. Ya know, I guess I had my chance and that's that.
GEORGEYou know what I would like to do? I would really like to have sex with a tall woman. I mean really tall. Like a like a giant Like six five.
JERRYReally?
GEORGEWhat was the tallest woman you ever slept with?
JERRYI don't know six three.
GEORGEWow, god! You see this is all I think about. Sleeping with a giant. It's my life's ambition.
JERRYSo I guess it's fair to say you've set different goals for yourself than say, Thomas Edison, Magellan, these types of people.
GEORGEMagellan? You like Magellan?
JERRYOh, yeah,. My favourite explorer. Around the world. Come on.
GEORGEWho do you like?
GEORGEI like DeSoto.
JERRYDeSoto? What did he do?
GEORGEDiscovered the Mississippi.
JERRYOh. like they wouldn't have found that anyway.
GEORGEAll right, I've got to go down to the unemployment office. Wanna take a walk?
JERRYNo I can't I've got some stuff to do then I've got to meet Keith at my apartment at three. I'm helping him move.
GEORGEWhat? The guy asked you to HELP HIM MOVE? Wow.
JERRYI know isn't that something?
KRAMERHe's got money. Why doesn't he just pay a mover?
JERRYI don't know he's got some valuable antiques, He's worried they'll break something.
GEORGEThe next thing you know, he'll have you driving him to the airport..
JERRYI'M NOT DRIVING HIM TO THE AIRPORT!!
GEORGEI gave. I gave everything I could Mrs. Sokol. but nothing was good enough for her.
MRS. SOKOLSign here please.
GEORGEHa, I don't know who she's looking for. I don't know. I'll tell you something. She's very particular, your daughter. Very particular. What is she looking for some big hot shot businessman? Well I've got my pride too. I'm not going to beg her.
MRS. SOKOLAll right just sign it. People are waiting.
GEORGEYou, uh, you like baseball? [picks up baseball from desk]
MRS. SOKOLThat was autographed by the '86 Mets. I saw every inning that year.
GEORGEFunny, cause I happen to be very good friends with Keith Hernandez.
MRS. SOKOLYou know Keith Hernandez.
GEORGEKnow him? Would you, uh, like to meet him?
MRS. SOKOLOh, come on. Come on.
GEORGEI can produce Keith Hernandez right here within the hour.
MRS. SOKOLAll right. You got ONE hour.
GEORGEAll right Mrs. S. I and my good pal Keith Hernandez will be right back.
GEORGE129 west 81st street and hurry.
GEORGEGoodbye (exits cab)
KEITHBetter bring your gloves, it's freezing out there. It shouldn't take too long. I'd say maybe, oh, four hours. Really though, Jerry, there's not that much. First we got the bedroom, we got two dressers and the bed.
JERRYIs there a box spring?
KEITHWhat's that?
JERRYIs there a box spring?
KEITHYeah there's a box spring but it's attached to the headboard and we'll have to take that apart. Then we got the couch.
JERRYIs that a sectional?
KEITHYeah. Twelve pieces. <not clear> coffee table.
JERRYIs that a thick marble?
KEITHThree inches thick. Got it in Italy. But the BIG problem is going to be the convertible sofa. You see when you move it it tends to open up so it's going to be real difficult getting it down the stairs.
JERRYSTAIRS??? There's no elevator?
KEITHNah, it's a brownstone. Three floors.
JERRYI'm sorry I can't do this. I can't do it. I can't. It, it's too soon. I don't know you. I can't help you move. I'm sorry. I can't. I just can't.
KRAMERHello.
KEITHHello.
KRAMEROh, you don't remember me.
KEITHNo should I [continuity error in fact he SHOULD from the basketball game]
KRAMERYeah, you should. I certainly remember you. Let me refresh your memory.
NEWMANJune 14th, 1987. Mets Phillies. You made a big error. Cost the Mets the game. Then you're coming up the parking lot ramp.
KEITHYOU said, "Nice game, pretty boy."
KRAMERAh, you remember.
NEWMANAnd then you spit on us.
KEITHHey, I didn't spit at you.
NEWMANOh, yeah, right.
KRAMERNo no no, well, then who was it?
KEITHWell lookit, the way I remember it (back to the grainy 8mm film parody) I was walking up the ramp. I was upset about the game. That's when you called me pretty boy. It ticked me off. I started to turn around to say something and as I turned around I saw Roger McDowell behind the bushes over by that gravely road. Anyway he was talking to someone and they were talking to you. I tried to scream out but it was too late. It was already on its way.
JERRYI told you!
NEWMANWow, it was McDowell.
JERRYBut why? Why McDowell?
KRAMERWell, maybe because we were sitting in the right field stands cursing at him in the bullpen all game.
NEWMANHe must have caught a glimpse of us when I poured that beer on his head.
NEWMANIt was McDowell.
KRAMEROh boy. Uh, look uh, Keith, uh, we're sorry.
NEWMANYeah, I couldn't be sorrier. I uh.
KEITHlook guys, don't worry about it, I uh, Well I guess I better get going.
KRAMERWait, uh what are ya' doing?
KEITHI gotta move.
KRAMERWant any help?
KEITHI'd love some.
KRAMERI'd love to help you move.
NEWMANMe too.
KEITHOk guys, we gotta be careful of one thing. Some of the stuff's very fragile We're going to have to handle it like a baby.
KRAMERNo sweat.
JERRYHello, oh hi Elaine .. what's going on no he just left you broke up with him? ME TOO .. what happened? oh smoking you know you're like going out with C. Everet Coope me nah I couldn't go through with it I just didn't feel ready so what are you doing now? Oh, great idea, I'll meet you there in like thirty minutes. Okay bye.
GEORGEKeith, Keith Wa What happened? Where's Keith?
JERRYYou just missed him. he just left. What do you need him for?
GEORGE(out the window) Keith, Keith, up here. Can you do me a favor? I need you to go to the unemployment office with me. I, I'm Jerry's friend the guy from the locker room, I'm the chucker. It'll take five minutes. Wait. Wait.
JERRYWell Biff/ What's next?
GEORGEI don't know.
TALL GIRLExcuse me. I was walking behind you and you dropped your wallet.